Poll: Beautiful tits, click to see them!

Ego:”We need clicks! Super ego show them your tits”
Super ego: ”I am in!”

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Ego: “You have impressive tits, did you know about it?”
“I know,” proudly replies.
Ego: ”Now we have their attention. Lets slip in today’s topic.”

Thinking time

As a starting writer, there are a lot of uncertainties.
Anxiety:”How would we buy food?”
No, not that. At least not for now.

I was checking the stats of the articles and trying to figure out, how articles were doing.

Super ego: “See, the 8 views’ figure?”
Ego: “Yeah.”
Super ego: “And the ‘4 reads’ figure”
Ego: “Yes”
Super ego: “Half of them fall asleep from boredom.”
Ego: “Yeah, probably. That’s the thing, I don’t know!”

Usually, what I try is to see is, if something made you laugh or to clarify an emotional moment and suggest a small mini-habit. From the stats its harder to see the laughs and the rest.

Anxiety:”Ohh oh, you mean the thing that nobody would understand what your are trying to say?”
Ego:”No!”
Anxiety:”The one, that it is not funny?”
Ego:”Anxiety, can you not share all of my insecurities at once, please?!”
Anxiety:”When you don’t know when to post the article to reach as many people as possible?”
Ego:”Yeah, that!”

Ego: “Wisdom, What should we do?”
“More farts and tits jokes!”, Super ego screaming from behind.

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Wisdom: ”You can ask which parts they were moved by or which they didn’t understand. In the meantime write and illustrate, what you enjoy. The rest is in the stars”

Super ego: ”See? We need tits. He doesn’t have a clue. Yeah stars, but maybe in tits constellation!”

Wisdom: “You can ask what time of day they tend to procrastinate.”
Ego: “Yeah, exactly. It would help to know when to fit their ‘working’ routine.”
Anxiety:”You wanna ask them something?!” starts to look, anxious.

So for anyone reading this: “Could you pick a time window when it would fit your routine more morning, lunch or dinner?”

Super ego:”I got it, booger jokes!”

Bye and take care people,

Luke

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